Posts by Low-Key Lysmith

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Favorite Cartoons as a Kid

by prophecor in

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one of my stellar favorites was the flintstones and a close 2nd the jetsons.

their appeal to family values are things i have ascribed to in my adulthood.

willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Fishing

by Low-Key Lysmith in

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why should you always take at least two jws fishing with you?.

because if you take only one, he'll drink all your beer.

Low-Key Lysmith

Why should you always take at least two JWs fishing with you?

Because if you take only one, he'll drink all your beer.

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craig, katie, seven006, bisous and all others in the greater portland area.... hope you are snug in your homes, sipping the beverage of your choice, and enjoying non-stop news coverage of the ice storm.

(won't be long until each local news channel has an "ice event theme song").

stay safe!.

Low-Key Lysmith

McMenamins, huh? Go figure. Maybe we can all meet at my pub sometime.(McMenamins RInglers) 1332 NW Burnside.

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Calling NW Oregonians

by wasasister in

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craig, katie, seven006, bisous and all others in the greater portland area.... hope you are snug in your homes, sipping the beverage of your choice, and enjoying non-stop news coverage of the ice storm.

(won't be long until each local news channel has an "ice event theme song").

stay safe!.

Low-Key Lysmith

Thanks for the info, bikerchic. I was pretty much told I had to be there or else. (I'm the manager.) I called my boss and told him I thought it was a bad idea to stay open. No love. What happens at the meet-up gatherings? Have you ever gone to one?

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Any Apostates from Utah brave enough to come out of the closet?

by PinTail in

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i am not afraid of landru.

stand up and be a man!

shane

Low-Key Lysmith

I was born & raised JW in SLC. I have been in WA for the past 5 years.

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Calling NW Oregonians

by wasasister in

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friends

craig, katie, seven006, bisous and all others in the greater portland area.... hope you are snug in your homes, sipping the beverage of your choice, and enjoying non-stop news coverage of the ice storm.

(won't be long until each local news channel has an "ice event theme song").

stay safe!.

Low-Key Lysmith

I can't believe I had to come into work today. I work at McMenamin's Ringlers/Crystal Ballroom. I live in Vancouver. My truck spun about 480 degrees and rammed into the guardrail on I-5 on the way in. It's nice to know that McMenamin's cares so much about their employee's safety. "We Never Close" is their motto. With such callous disregard for people's welfare, it makes me wonder if Mike & Brian McMenamin are really in cahouts with the WBTS.

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Was anyone an actor in the District Convention Dramas?

by Low-Key Lysmith in

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i was the "bad association" for the young hero of that riveting tale.

all i could think of was the drama ending, going to lunch and sucking down a couple of muff'n'eggs followed by a danish, washed down with some shasta, and a pudding cup.

i just prayed my mom would rashion me out enough food-tickets to handle the job.

Low-Key Lysmith

Do they even still have dramas at the Dist. Conv.?

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Was anyone an actor in the District Convention Dramas?

by Low-Key Lysmith in

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friends

i was the "bad association" for the young hero of that riveting tale.

all i could think of was the drama ending, going to lunch and sucking down a couple of muff'n'eggs followed by a danish, washed down with some shasta, and a pudding cup.

i just prayed my mom would rashion me out enough food-tickets to handle the job.

Low-Key Lysmith

I was the "bad association" for the young hero of that riveting tale. All I could think of was the drama ending, going to lunch and sucking down a couple of Muff'n'eggs followed by a danish, washed down with some shasta, and a pudding cup. I just prayed my mom would rashion me out enough food-tickets to handle the job.

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What do ya do on a boring weekend???

by missy04 in

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lol it kinda sucks.

i had my first week at my new job (so a little stressed) and my big sis and i had planned on spending the weekend together.

then she decided it wasn't a good weekend when i was all ready.. anyway, what are good ways to have fun when you're bored and have nothing to do all weekend and no one to go anywhere with?

Low-Key Lysmith

GO FISHING!!!!!

Is anyone else obesessed with angling? Or more specific, fly-fishing. I live in the Pacific Northwest and the fishin' here is top-notch. Salmon, Steelhead, Halibut, Walleye, the list goes on. You havn't truly lived until youve brought a 400# sturgeon up from the bottom of the Columbia River. ( The Washington State record for White Sturgeon is 1800#!!! 20 feet in length! No BS!) These fish are commonly caught in the 8-12 foot range. Excellent Smoked. Good times. That my friends makes for an awesome weekend. You sure as hell can't catch fish while you're out knockin' on peoples' doors and ruining their weekends. TAKE A KID FISHING.

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Is It Just The Brits Who Make Jokes About Disasters?

by Englishman in

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the tsunami jokes have started already.

perfectly nice people listen to the latest disaster joke, clap their hands over their mouths as though they were aghast with horror, then bray with laughter before filing it to memory so that they can pass the joke on to their friends.

many say it is the british way of coping with adversity, if you laugh at disaster it has no power over you.

Low-Key Lysmith

I think anything that makes you laugh is healthy. Laughing is good for you. Jokes are all about context.